Guess What I Did This Week

Here is a (blatant) clue.  It's a card from my friend Jed:

And on the inside:

(Note: the stains on the card are teriyaki sauce from a special dinner in my honor.)

Warning: Educational Content

I've been writing a massive research paper on Child Literacy for the past few weeks.  I think I've probably sunk too much time into this project but I feel very passionately on the subject (plus I have to finish this paper to be able to graduate in a couple of weeks.)  Here's an excerpt:

READING ON THE DECLINE  In her book Naked Reading: Uncovering What Tweens Need to Become Lifelong Readers, Teri S. Lesesne shares some shocking statistics that demonstrate the need for a higher level of literacy in the U.S.  “First,” Teri begins, “90 percent of all the books purchased in the United States each year are purchased by as little as 10 percent of the population.”  A bit shocking yes, especially for all those bibliophiles out there who frequent bookstores.  Teri continues, “The second statistic is even more disturbing.  The average American adult reads fewer than three books per year for pleasure.  And America leads the world in the amount of pleasure reading done annually.”  These statistics are tough to swallow, but many feel as if there is little that can be done to change the habits of adults.  The last statistic is the most severe and it is not about adults.  “Finally, more than 75 percent of teens graduating from high school indicate that they will never read another book again.  Think of this: in a typical graduating class, four out of five students who cross the stage to accept their diploma are rejoicing because they never have to read again!”  It just sends shivers down my spine.

Why do so many hate reading?  I blame Dick and Jane.  If you are unfamiliar with the Dick and Jane books it is probably because you weren’t an elementary school student between 1930 and 1970.  Dick and Jane are the two main characters in a series of early readers.  A sample passage from a Dick and Jane Book:

Come, Dick.

Come and see.

Come, come.

Come and see.

Come and see Spot.

Look, Spot.

Oh, look.

Look and see.

Oh, see.

Boring.  Just dull.  The language, though simple enough for youngsters to understand, is in no way interesting or engaging.  You may not even be able to tell what is happening in the story without the aid of the illustrations.  Truth be told, there really isn’t much happening at all.  Now, I don’t mean to vilify Dick and Jane.  The Dick and Jane books were quite groundbreaking as early literature for children.  Dick and Jane taught many to read.  They are just lacking in one key area: fun.

THE DOCTOR AND THE CAT  In 1957 a small revolution in children’s literature was started when The Cat in the Hat was published by Random House.  The Cat in the Hat has had such an impact on children’s books that it, and other titles, have propelled author Theodor Seuss Geisel to near-legendary status.  Better known as Dr. Seuss, Geisel was already a successful author and illustrator when he decided to take a stab at the early reader market.  From a list of 250 words Seuss looked for the first two that rhymed and built a story around them using the rest of the words on the list.  A well-known passage from The Cat in the Hat:

We looked!

Then we saw him step in on the mat!

We looked!

And we saw him!

The Cat in the Hat!

And he said to us,

“Why do you sit there like that?”

“I know it is wet

and the sun is not sunny.

But we can have

lots of good fun that is funny!”

So, while Dick and Jane spend entire books telling each other to look at their dog, Sally, her brother, and The Cat break every rule in the house, make a gigantic mess and clean it all up in just before Mom comes home.  Which book would you rather read?

The whole paper is about ten times that length.  If any of you read this whole post then bravo.  Myself, I normally don't read blog posts this long that don't include pictures.

Preview of New Sewing Project

It's not really new.  I've been working on it for a few weeks (in my spare moments).  But it's new to you folks right?  (Note:  The gross foot is in the picture for size reference only.)

I think his name is Bleck.  Anybody have any guesses as to what it is?  No fair guessing if I've already told you.  Though I do accept flattery (and gifts.)

I Love Sewing

A couple of weeks ago I got to use a sewing machine for the first time.  Honestly, sewing by hand is just stupid.  It takes longer and doesn't look nearly as nice.  I still don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm having fun learning.  Notice my glee and intense concentration.

So, after some effort I came out with this guy.  His name is Brutus.  He is loved by adults and children alike.

Sometimes Brutus likes to pretend that he's one of the couch pillows.

This photo is really just for size reference.  I swear.  Also, Brutus has a wicked underbite that is very had to duplicate by non-monsters.

More plushie monsters to come.